Feb 14, 2011

CAVJ Away!

If you have played the new multi-player maps in BF:BC2 the odds are you may have seen a CAVJ (we pronounce it Cav Jay, though I'm sure this is incorrect) cruising around.
Featuring the brand new PEG (Penis Extension Gun)

So essentially its a grenade launcher warthog except for the person in the passenger seat has a machine gun (read: PEG) and there are four seats, one of which is just a pure transportation seat.  Normally these are not a big threat, explosives get rid of them fairly quickly and they are used more for getting from point A to point B.  We vowed to change this.

Hopping into on, I was driving, NoQuarter, one of Cuddly's friends was on the grenade launcher and Cuddly was manning the PEG and we set off into the sunset.  On the way to the sunset we ran into a fucking T-90 MBT that started shooting at us and we decided that son of a bitch needed to die.  So we quickly closed the distance and NoQuarter started pelting it with grenades while Cuddly decided the vehicle wasn't shaking enough so he just fired at the tank with the PEG.  As a quick aside, when that gun is firing, the entire vehicle shakes uncontrollably and it is the most distracting and hilarious thing ever.  I thought we were going to die instantly but once we got close the the tank, the battle was won,  the tank could not turn its barrel fast enough to shoot us.  It takes about 4-5 clips of grenades to take down a healthy MBT, which translates to roughly 30 seconds of dodging lethal tank shots.  The battle won, the tank lying in a heap of flaming metal, we moved on with a mission.

We would hunt down tanks and make them our bitch.  And we did, boy did we kick ass.  Once I got used to dodging the initial shots of a tank and learning the art of "coming from behind" we were unstoppable.  Averaging 8 tank kills a game is pretty impressive I'd say.

As a last note, I've decided that I am going to make a second blog discussing purely League of Legends, so if you're interested in that, go to my profile and check it out.  I'm going to start putting on content on that blog sometime tomorrow.  I will probably still have League related stories here but I just felt like I wanted to talk more about the game and less about us playing it.

11 comments:

  1. I just started playing the multiplayer on BF again and I like the CAVJ's they are pretty sweet.

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  2. sounds like they need to get nerf'd

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  3. I think I'm going to have to reinstall this game.

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  4. Ramirez! Go take out that Cav-Jay for us!

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  5. Penis Extension Gun, lol(yes I am that immature, so what?)

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  6. never played the multiplayer of this game, I think i'll give it a try

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  7. That sounds so badass, I really wanna try this out. Grenades plus anything is always an awesome combination.

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  8. Nice job bro, I never use it offensively though cause I can't seems to dodge anything while driving

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